Borussia Dortmund unveil coach ‘trick shot’ (0)

3/03/11 •

They might be 12 points clear at the top of the Bundesliga, but who said those Borussia Dortmund chaps don’t know how to have a good time whilst tearing down the autobahn? Not HeavenSports that’s for sure. As you can see from the clip belo, Die Borussen have used their time wisely on the club coach by coming up with a glorious ‘trick shot’ featuring midfielder Nuri Sahin and goalkeeper Roman Weidenfeller…

Kenny Dalglish and Andy Carroll spotted at Boyzone (0)

2/22/11 •

Sometimes no words are needed to tell a story, but the picture of Kenny Daglish and Andy Carroll at a Boyzone concert needs explaining and fast.

Under the terms of his bail, Carroll is unable to be allowed out in public between the hours of 19:00 and 09:00 without an adult chaperone. Step forward King Kenny…

Professor Splash the master of Shallow Water Diving (0)

2/16/11 •

We are going to have to admit ignorance here, as we had no idea that there was such a thing as Shallow Water Diving. Nevermind actual world records on the discipline.

However, after a tip off, we discovered that professional high diver and all round lunatic Darren Taylor aka Professor Splash likes nothing better than launching himself from 35 feet into 12 inches of water…

John Carew in neck tattoo fail (5)

2/09/11 •

New Stoke signing John Carew recently unveiled a great big tattoo on his neck, but all is not what it seems with the fresh and very permanent ink.

Apparently there is some confusion over the exact spelling of the tattoo, which his teammates will only be to pleased to learn of. Carew had the words reads ‘Ma Vie, Mes Régles’ etched onto his neck, which should translate to ‘My Life, My Rules’…