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	<title>Heaven Sports &#187; HeavenSports.com</title>
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		<title>Professor Splash the master of Shallow Water Diving</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 13:44:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are going to have to admit ignorance here, as we had no idea that there was such a thing as Shallow Water Diving. Nevermind actual world records on the discipline.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2N02Y46u3U

However, after a tip off, we discovered that professional high diver and all round lunatic Darren Taylor aka Professor Splash likes nothing better than launching himself from 35 feet into 12 inches of water...]]></description>
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		<title>New York Knicks fans boo Justin Bieber</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 11:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teenage crooner Justin Bieber felt the wrath of a disgruntled Madison Square Garden crowd on Wednesday night as he was booed by New York Knicks fans when his little face appeared on the big screen during a break in play in the third quarter. The youngster responsible for the abomination that is ‘Baby Baby Baby’ appeared...]]></description>
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		<title>Homeless man wins Fantasy Football and then gets ripped off by his mum</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2011 12:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Homeless people are a fascinating species. They may live off cans of Special Brew and unwanted Pret A Manger sandwiches, but don’t let that fool you, they are capable of sheer brilliance. Step forward Nathan Harrington, who after ended up on the streets of Salem...]]></description>
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		<title>Headshot! Jessica Kastrop nearly has her cranium taken off!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 12:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m not quite sure how this clip eluded us at Heaven Sports Towers, but thanks to eagle eyed reader Jason for getting in touch and sharing this you-really-shouldn’t laugh-but-can’t-stop-and-are-now-hyperventilating clip with us. It features Sky Sports presenter Jessica Kastrop. Chelsea player Khalid Boulahrouz. And a ball travelling in excess of 120mph.]]></description>
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		<title>The greatest sports ticketing scam of 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 18:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Selling tickets on Ebay is a thankless task… Just ask Reddit user BadgerMatt who had an absolute mare attempting to sell tickets to a ‘sporting event’ that he was unable to attend.

Let this story be a warning to anyone who decides to buy something online and then waste everyones time by pulling out after the auction has ended. Grrrr....]]></description>
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		<title>Cross Country Championship FAIL</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 08:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I’m sure you will concur there are plenty of ridiculous sporting FAILS plastered all over the net, but the one we’ve unearthed below – courtesy of our friends at Break.com – really takes the biscuit.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojRX_-gHb0

If points were awarded for sheer incompetence and the delusion that you are worthy enough to compete in a Championship event against other competitors, when the brutal facts are that you an embarrassment to your chosen profession, friends, family, colleagues and briefest of acquaintances everywhere, then this miserable skier would sweep the board.]]></description>
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		<title>Mark Schlereth’s five star NFL rant</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 07:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[EPSN’s Mark Schlereth has given, what can only be described as, a glorious passionate rant about hits in the NFL or National Hypocrite League as he angrily refers to it.

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Schlereth’s vitriol comes in the wake of the NFL selling the photo of James Harrison's hit - which he was fined $75,000 - on Mohamed Massaquoi before then removing it altogether...]]></description>
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		<title>Mass punch-up at basketball game</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 06:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What started as a ‘friendly’ game of basketball, descended into a huge fight when the recent China vs. Brazil turned ugly. Very ugly indeed.

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Check out the video above and witness managers and players alike acting like complete lunatics in a game which was suppose to foster relations between the two countries.]]></description>
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