Cornish outfit, Madron, had their pants pulled down and were slapped about like nobodies business last week as they succumbed to an almighty 55-0 arse-thrashing against Mining League Division 1 Illogan Reserves, but amazingly they are not the worst team in the league.

Although the Penzance team shipped a goal every 100 seconds last time out, there is incredibly another side worse off than them. Proof below.