The last footballer Wacko ever spoke to was Rio Ferdinand

On a scale of 1/10 how much would you like to punch Rio Ferdinand in the face? 1 being not at all and 10 being until he is lying in a pool of his own blood.

Hold that thought and now watch his ‘interview’ with Michael Jackson.

Embarrassing doesn’t come close to describing what it is like watching the Man Utd defender drivel on about how much he can’t wait to have a chat with the King of Pop after his O2 gig.

After finishing the lengthy interview, Rio confesses to being slightly overwhelmed by it all.

Pull yourself together man.