Jaimee: Grubbs by name grub by nature.

If there was any justice in the world then the Tiger Woods ‘Voicemail Slow Jam Remix’ would scoop this year’s much coveted Christmas No.1 spot.

The song, which has had over 1 million hits on YouTube, features a recording of Tiger Woods asking one of his 13 mistresses - Jaimee Grubbs – to do him a ‘huge favour’.

‘My wife (Elin Nordegren) went through my phone and may be calling you. So, if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number, ok?’ pleads the man with more birdies than a battery farm.

Unfortunately there are no immediate plans for a release, but if we all close eyes we can at least pretend that this is the real Christmas No.1.